Technical Support after upgrading from GirlFriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0

Problem Report After Upgrading From GirlFfriend7.0 To Wife 1.0

Problem Faced: Last year I upgraded from GirlFfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 crash the system whenever selected. 

I cannot keep wife 1.0 in background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77. I am thinking about going back to GirlFriend 7.0, but the un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me, please !!!

Reply From Technical Support After Getting The Problem Report

Ref : Problem Report After Upgrading From GirlFriend 7.0 To Wife 1.0

This is a very common problem that male users complain about, but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from GirlFriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run everything. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You cannot go back to GirlFriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install GirlFriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warning-Alimony / Child Support" which was given to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0. Having wife 1.0 installed myself, I feel the best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGISE.

In fact I would suggest that you use this command every time Wife 1.0 crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional s/w to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or even Movies 4.5 which will improve the performance of Wife 1.0.Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the OPERATING SYSTEM.

Best of luck,
Technical Support, Wife 1.0

Advice From A Colleague On The Problem Report

There is a very simple "Wife 1.0" version which is actually called "Life 1.0" very popularly known as "VMware Workstation 4.0.1 build-5289" could be installed when the "Wife 1.0" is running.

But need to have a very high memory and processing power to control the Wife 1.0 underneath the "VMware Workstation 4.0.1 build-5289". Because if the "Wife 1.0" see anything going wrong between you and "VMware Workstation 4.0.1 build-5289" which causes unexpected child processing (mentioned in the problem) will automatically show an error line like this "Unexpected error occurred-error massage cannot be retrive from Wife 1.0, try uninstalling any program (VMware Workstation 4.0.1 build-5289) previously installed and reboot the machine".